Reshared post from +Chris Slaughter
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, what can I do for you?'' ''I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood… only to find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd… Did the Sheriff come by?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!'' Merry Christmas, buddy!''
Oh, Floyd! : Jokes
Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” ”Yes, what can I do for you?” ”I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hiding marijuana inside …